EyelessEntity

THE PURPLE, SHORT, FAT BUT LEAN MAN The purple, short, fat but lean man was walking -or stumbling- down the hill very, very carefully as not to trip over his short thin legs. Falling was his biggest nightmare, which you could; without pondering the consequences for too long; figure out since he was both short and wide, making him somewhat the shape of a meatball. The purple man had, besides his curious shape -an enormous hat which stretched a whole metre in diameter, completely shadowing his body. It wiggled up and down as he struggled not to fall down the hill. Or should one say roll? The hill was very steep. And he was very round. Not on